Dads have been embarrassing their kids with goofy, groan-worthy jokes for decades. Now it’s the kids’ turn with this hilarious joke book, filled with 350 silly one-liners about school, sports, animals, and more. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? He was already stuffed. What’s the best way to keep a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card. What’s the most common animal at a baseball game? A cow. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Dad jokes aren’t just fun, they can be a great way to bond with your children. Studies show that fathers play an important role in the emotional and physical development of their kids, and sharing a good dad joke can help you to build that connection.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dad joke. Dad joke who?
This article was written by Jay K. Payleitner, a fathering advocate and author of 52 Things Kids Need From Their Dads (Harvest House Publishers, 2010). Jay and his wife Rita are the parents of five kids. He is also a marketing consultant and speaker. He lives in Illinois. To read more of his writing, visit his blog. He is a regular contributor to Fox News, where his articles have appeared on parenting, marriage, and lifestyle topics. dad jokes for kids